A chemist walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant.
"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant.
"You idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough with laxatives."
"Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too ruddy scared to cough!"
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