Did You Hear About The Horsemeat In Tesco Burgers?

Within hours of the news that Tesco's  'all beef hamburgers'  contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the Internet:

o   I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse … I guess Tesco just listened.
o   Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
o   Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
o   Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger … so I had a £5 each way bet!
o   Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night … I still have a bit between my teeth.
o   A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
o   Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.
o   I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF.
o   Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
o   Said to the missus, “These Tesco burgers given me terrible trots."
o   To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.
o   A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, “Why the long face?”. Cow says “Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!”
o   I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead … Agggghhh NO! NO NO NO!  

And last but not least —

Have you tried Tesco Meat Balls? — They’re the dogs bollocks!!